Letter to a Nobel Laureate
Hi Abhijit! Hope
you’re well at Cambridge, MA 02142, USA.
Establishing
epistolary contact with Nobel Laureates is not among my hobbies. So, why do I
write to you?
Once the
ceasefire was announced, the shelling stopped, the war drums fell silent, and
victory marches commenced; my BP returned to 120/80, the dull throbbing
headache vanished, the pall of gloom lifted, writer’s-block unblocked – like an
accidental release of water in Chenab, appetite resumed, and thoughts migrated
miraculously from missiles to mundane masala matters triggered by a lunch
hosted at home by spouse for her friends.
Celebrating
India’s victory? I asked. No, just our monthly kitty-meet, she said. I chanced
upon the menu list she had scribbled on a slip as an aid-memoire; 21 items,
including cold drinks, starters, main course, and desserts!
With the
heady mix of aromas wafting up from the kitchen on the ground-floor to my study
on the first, as I waited to be invited to join the lunch, how could I think of
anything but food, especially when deprived of the appetisers?
Just before
lunch was served, I greeted the ladies and showed them your book - Cooking
to Save Your Life.
What have
you cooked today? They asked, remembering the yummy tamarind sweet-n-spicy pickle
I had made on an earlier occasion for which I had followed Chandrakanti’s You
Tube video in chaste Sambalpuri.
How could I
when I was denied visa to enter the kitchen, as though I were an ISI agent? But
I’ve already tried a recipe from this book – Moroccan Chilled Drink. Easy and
quick to make. Slice cucumbers, put in a tumbler, pour chilled water. That’s
it, Done! Ready to serve.
But what’s
Moroccan about it?
I have no
idea. Maybe, you can field that question.
I enjoyed reading
your cookbooks, and particularly loved the interesting ideas, little stories, autobiographical
morsels, and typical Bengali penchant for boasting mildly seasoned with un-Bengali self-deprecating
humour.
Lovely illustrations
by Cheyenne Olivier, though my daughters draw better sketches, in my opinion.
Banquet of Chestnuts & ‘The Gift’
I also
looked up your references. The risqué story about the Banquet of Chestnuts allegedly
hosted by the degenerate, delinquent son of a Pope. Was your allusion stronger
than a gentle dig at the vulgar display of wealth, the economic debauchery at the
Big, Fat, Indian wedding at Mumbai in July 2024?
And the seminal
essay ‘The Gift’ written in 1925 – where Marcel Mauss, the French sociologist,
explores the role of gift exchange in archaic societies, and argues that gifts
are not merely voluntary or altruistic but come with obligations—to give,
receive, and reciprocate. The context, I think, was of several communities
across the globe independently developing a tradition of sharing food to help
those in want without humiliating them.
However, I
found your recipes intimidating since I hadn’t even heard of several dishes and
ingredients you mentioned, despite which I’ve recommended your books to many
friends and contacts.
After
reading Chhaunk, I shared a pic of the book cover with Mr. B.K. Saha, a
senior colleague and asked, ‘Have you read this book?’
Diligent at work, and a
demanding Boss, Mr. Saha is fond of long-leaf Darjeeling tea which he brews to
perfection, buys fresh pabda from the fish-market after meticulous inspection -
visual, tactile, and olfactory - and cooks a delicious fish curry. All Bengalis
love fish, you know, but how many can cook as well as your truly, he had once boasted.
Pat came his
response, ‘I don't know why a Bong should use ‘Chhaunk’ as the title of
his book on cooking and not ‘Phoron’. I have seen a few of his recipes
and felt they were rather complicated and oriented towards ingredients
available in the US rather than the middle-class markets of Kolkata. The
variety of ingredients both veggies and dry groceries available in India or
Kolkata is mind boggling. In fact, I feel that in terms of fresh veggies we are
great. Kolkata does lag in fresh fruits, though.’
Yes, I agreed,
the recipes are distinctly American and global, with a peppering from his
Bengali roots. I forgot to tell Mr. Saha that you’re a half-Bong since your
mother is from Maharashtra.
Is this a collection
of essays or a cookbook – 24 essays garnished with 69 recipes?
Best to
quote you: ‘[It’s] more of a book to read rather than a cookbook. It is more
about social science and ideas in general … each essay offers an angle on the
food (or drinks) that inspired the choice of the recipes that follow the essay.
We hope the reading will inspire you to cook, and the cooking to read further.”
I found your
earlier book Cooking to Save Your Life leaning more on your love for
food and hobby-cooking though the narrative is still peppered with fascinating
ideas.
Both your
books were most educative for me, instantly revealing my inadequate vocabulary
and lack of initiation into the world of global fine dining. The ingredients
were no less exotic and unfamiliar than the names of the dishes. I rushed to
Merriam-Webster online dictionary for the meaning of arugula, kumquats, Mundu,
Boriya, Khola, Poblano, Burrata, Robbiola, Brie, Camembert, Taleggio, prosciutto,
anchovy, halibut, Zaalouk, Tagliata, ceviche, and other unfamiliar words.
A Recipe
A wannabe
chef of international cuisine, I thought of cooking Fresh Pasta with
Gorgonzola, for which you mandated the procurement of the following ingredients:
“500 GM
FRESH TAGLIATELLE, or fettuccini
1 TBSP
BUTTER
100 GM
GORGONZOLA DOLCE
100 GM CRÈME
FRAICHE, or sour cream
2 TBSP
GRATED PARMESAN
4 TBSP
WALNUT KERNELS, broken PEPPER (plus a pinch of piment d'Espelette, if you have
some).”
I looked up the
dictionary to decipher your cryptographic list, but gave up since I had only
butter, walnut, and green Shimla Mirch. Anyway, I got to know that piment
d'Espelette – known in English as Espelette Pepper, Espelette Chiles, or Basque
Chiles - is a rare and expensive chile grown in the Basque region of southwest
France.
Thanks for
improving my knowledge about continental cuisine, agronomy, and geography, too.
Culinary Challenge
Here is my culinary
quiz for you, go figure the dishes and ingredients listed below in Sambalpuri/Odia
language which as a Bengali you should have no difficulty with:
Patar-purga thuro
or jhain-jhuri, kardi, hendua, patalghanta-puda with noon-kancha mircha-ooel, sukha
tengni or baenri, bael chhati, khada, kuler, sunsunia, guliaguli, aamil, letha,
manda, kakra, aarisa, mahul khiri, madia tikhri.
Cooking utensils
and implements: handi, patli, telen, chatu, aenka, dua.
Now I feel
better, knowing that you are as much flummoxed as I was when I read your list of
dishes, ingredients and utensils. We’re now even, no offence taken or given.
Btw, all the
ingredients listed above are locally available, several of them foraged from
the fields and forests. With experimentation over millennia, cultures and
communities have invented nutritious and delicious dishes from locally
available materials. Village economies, as you know, were self-sufficient
before the rural market was grabbed by corporations marketing biscuits and namkeen
in five-rupee sachets.
Lunch Menu
Should you
visit Bhopal, be our guest to sample an authentic Odia meal cooked by spouse
and self. Hopefully, in your next cookbook you may mention a few Odia and
Sambalpuri recipes, too.
Just so you
know, and are tempted to plan a visit to Bhopal soon, here is the menu that
spouse made for her recent kitty lunch at our home, all the dishes except three*
made by herself:
Cold drinks –
1. Aam pana, 2. Jeera-Pudina Chach, 3. Coconut water.
Appetizers/Starters
(Hors d’oeuvres for you) – 4. Paneer fingers, 5. Lightly sautéed mushroom-capsicum-cheese
in cute edible cups, 6. Minced cucumber, carrot, tomato seasoned with a dash of
lemon, coriander leaves and finely-diced green chili, 7. Nacho with pudina
chutney dip.
Main Course –
8. Palak puri, 9. Pepper chicken with gravy, 10. Moong Dal, 11. Jack-fruit
curry, 12. Coconut kofta curry, 13. Rice, 14. Dahi Bada, 15. Thin slices of parwal
(Tricosanthes dioica, also known as pointed gourd) dipped in rice batter and
deep-fried, 16. Ditto for karela, 17. Masala bhindi
Desserts –
18. Sabudana (Tapioca pearls) kheer with diced mango, 19. Shrikhand, 20. Anjeer
and date barfi
After-meals –
21. Paan freshly plucked from terrace garden with roasted saunf, laung, and elaichi.
We had run out of misri nuggets, had to do with sugar in a little bowl.
An apt 21-Gun
salute for the Maharanis of Bhopal, don’t you agree?
*Of the 21,
three ammunitions were imported – the anjeer-date barfi from Gagar was a gift
brought in by a guest; Amul shrikhand and coconut water bottle were bought from
the market.
Don’t ask
how long she toiled at the kitchen to cook for her friends, I’m not telling.
She used no
fancy ingredients imported from distant lands, having purchased all vegetables
from Bittan market (low carbon footprint!); cooked all the dishes without
reference to any cookbook, and without measuring portions. Not everyday does
she cook a lavish meal for twenty persons, yet all the dishes turned out
perfect and were enjoyed by her guests who filled our home with banter,
bonhomie, and laughter for hours. The way to women’s hearts is also through the stomach!
Odia Cook?
I was rather
disappointed to find no mention of any Odia recipe in your books. Didn’t you
have an Odia cook at your Calcutta home?
Let me share
a little anecdote, possibly apocryphal, with you.
Many decades
ago, a young man from Odisha, just out of Ravenshaw college with excellent
academic credentials, was interviewed at Calcutta by Khushwant Singh for the
post of sub-editor in a national English daily.
After a
quick glance at his resume, Khushwant Singh asked with a mischievous grin the thin-like-a-reed boy, ‘Odias
come to Calcutta to serve as cooks in Bengali homes. Why do you wish to wield
the pen rather than the cooking ladle? Because the ladle is too heavy for you?’
Unruffled by
the playful insult, the young man replied, ‘Sir, many Sardars are
truck drivers, yet you aren’t.’
The
interview ended. He got the job.
Leutia Saag Recipe
Since you’re
partial to simple, quick-to-make dishes, here is my leutia saag recipe with
minimal ingredients and cooking time of five minutes or less.
Ingredients:
tender leutia (Amaranthus Green or Red) saag, a few pods of garlic, two dried
red chilies, a pinch of mustard seeds, a spoonful of peanut oil.
Superb taste
if the saag is from your terrace garden, organic and with zero chemical
fertiliser or pesticide. If buying from the market, sniff lightly, if it smells
fishy, don’t buy.
Procedure:
Rinse the saag well, put in a colander (a new word I learned from your book) to
drain the water, use a thick kadhai (you don’t want your saag to be burnt),
pour the oil, when it steams put the mustard seeds which begin sputtering, put
the garlic pieces (not minced fine, one pod sliced to two or three pieces),
break each red chilli into two and add, reduce flame, don’t burn the mustard
seeds, garlic, and chili; add the saag, and keep turning, put the flame at
medium, add salt, cover the kadhai, the saag will release water which is enough
to cook it. If needed, pour a few spoonsful of water.
Best to cook
when the diners are already seated and the other dishes have been served. Serve
hot for the wow factor.
I’m tempted
to share recipe for basi pakhal and aamil, but must keep it for future when we
meet. Once again, You’re invited for a meal at our home.
Where to
find me? That’s easy, just ask for the brilliant blogger of Baghmugaliya,
Bhopal.
Books Referred
By Abhijit
Banerjee, Illustrated by Cheyenne Olivier:
· Chhaunk: On Food, Economics and
Society
· Cooking to Save Your Life
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Comments
Sangeeta Verma
Nice one! You took on the mighty Sardar!! 👏👏
Next one- a letter to Banu Mushtaq?
Blogger: Not me. An anecdote someone shared with me. Maybe fictional, but I like it.
Banu Mushtaq? If she captivates me!
Lalita Mathur
Hello Prasanna,
An absolutely delightful read ! 👌👌😁😁👌👌
Kudos to your choice of topic , and of course , your excellent writing skills !
I can well imagine the fun n laughter and bonhomie at your beautiful home for Sanjukta's kitty - such a lively bunch of supremely talented cooks and foodies ! 😂😂👍
The" 21 Gun Salute" was truly befitting the Maharanis of Bhopal .
I'm sure the host must've been exhausted by the end of it - don't we all know the solid hard work that goes into making every such get together such a grand success !!!
Secondly, your mention of Mr Saha and his culinary skills was also very nostalgic. They're very dear friends , though we've been out of touch for a long time. But we have very fond memories of some wonderful evenings spent at each others homes , when we enjoyed their warmth and gracious hospitality. A lovely couple , indeed.
Prasanna , I'm so, so impressed by your amazing critique of "Chhaunk". You've managed to put across everything without offending anyone , especially the Nobel Laureate!! Not an easy thing to do . I'm sure he'll happily accept your most cordial invitation at the earliest!!! 😁😁 Sanjukta , beware !
Lastly, was the youngster from Ravenshaw College , who was interviewed by Kushwant Singh , this blogger , by any chance ????😂😜 I have a gut feeling it was .....
What a superb reply to his query 👌👌😂😂👌👌👏👏 Must've shocked him out of wits to be outwitted by a young boy , fresh out of college.
Congratulations for this wonderful piece. I thoroughly enjoyed every bit of it. 👏👏👌👌🫡
Warm regards 🙏🙏
Anshu Vaish
Charming, Prasanna! Greatly enjoyed reading it 😊
Madan Mohan Upadhyay
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