Markandeya’s Vision of Bala Mukunda

Markandeya’s Vision of Bala Mukunda

Govinda Damodara Stotram

Of the numerous adorable Shri Krishna stotras, the one beginning with करारविन्देन (kararabindena) is among my favourite songs. The soulful rendition of this prayer by Pandit Jasraj instils in me a sense of profound bliss.

Link: https://youtu.be/tpB0lyPwUs4?si=WnBraeEYnkmgmw5T

Madhavi Madhukar Jha has also sang it very well.

Link: https://youtu.be/pZ-7s9P2KC8?si=vOETSHWn5HsNIkq7

What is special about this stotra? Just consider the opening stanza. A veritable visual feast. The devotee reciting the prayer mentally visualises Bala Mukunda – Lord Vishnu/Krishna as an infant – with enchanting, mesmerising 3-D graphic details.

Here is the text:

करारविन्देन पदारविन्दं
मुखारविन्दे विनिवेशयन्तम्
वटस्य पत्रस्य पुटे शयानं
बालं मुकुन्दं मनसा स्मरामि

English:
“I visualise in my mind the infant Mukunda, lying within the concave of a banyan leaf, who with His lotus-hands holds His lotus-feet placing them into His lotus-mouth.”

Markandeya’s Vision

Why is Bala Mukunda lying on a banyan leaf? Who placed him there? The story is narrated in Shrimad Bhagavata Purana (ŚB 12.9.22-34).

Sage Markandeya is one of the immortals. At the end of a kalpa, pralaya (deluge) flood devoured all creation. Markandeya roamed the fathomless, dark ocean for millions of years after which he beheld on a tiny island a banyan tree with an infant lying on a sparkling leaf of a north-eastern branch of the tree. (Is that why the north-east direction is considered most auspicious?)

What was the infant doing? He had grabbed his foot with his hands, thrust it into his mouth, and was happily sucking it.


(Wikimedia: Cosmic Narayana as the Infant Krishna (Vijayanagra period) - Banyan leaf on which he floats missing; 15th century bronze, Karnataka.)

Awed by this amazing sight, the sage bowed in reverence. The infant smiled, and gently breathed in drawing into his being the sage who beheld there the entire universe including his own hermitage. The infant exhaled to return the sage to the created world. As the sage approached to embrace the infant God, He vanished. God had granted the sage, owing to his piety and penance, a brief glimpse of Maya – the inscrutable mystery of creation and destruction.

Why does the infant God suck his toe? Because an infant maps his mouth, and readies it for sucking mother’s breast. Even Vishnu, when he chooses to be born a human, is subject to the mundane, mortal path of growth.

Mukunda

An epithet for Vishnu/Krishna, the word has  several connotations. Muku is mukti or liberation, da is to bestow; thus, Mukunda is the Lord who bestows liberation.

Who composed this stotra?

The authorship of Govinda Damodara Stotra (GDS) is attributed to Bilvamaṅgalacarya - poet-saint of South India who is better known for his masterpiece Kṛṣṇa-karṇāmṛta. The dating for Kṛṣṇa-karṇāmṛta is broadly placed between the 9th and 15th centuries CE.

GDS is a long stotra with 71 verses; with गोविन्द दामोदर माधवेति (Gobinda Damodara Madhaveti) as the dhuva pada, the recurring primal pada. However, the kararabindena verse is not part of GDS. Why, then, do several singers begin the prayer with this opening stanza? Maybe, because it is a powerful and memorable invocation by the devotee. The stanza is possibly composed by a later author and appended to Bilvamangala’s GDS. The cinematic details are surely drawn upon Veda Vyasa’s narrative in Shrimad Bhagavata of Markandeya’s vision of the infant God. Incidentally, in that episode Vyasa mentions neither Krishna, Rama, or even Vishnu; but only Bhagavan.

Govinda, Dāmodara, and Mādhava: Meaning & Significance

These three names are among the most beloved epithets of Śrī Krishna / Vishnu, each carrying layers of meaning rooted in Vedic, Puranic, and Bhakti traditions.


1. Govinda (गोविन्द)

Etymology:

  • Go = cow, earth, senses, Vedas, speech.
  • Vinda = finder, protector, knower, master.

Meanings:

1.   Protector of cows – Krishna as Gopāla, caring for cows in Vṛndāvana.

2.   Lord of the earth – He who upholds and nourishes the earth (Bhū-devi is also called Go).

3.   Knower of the Vedas – He who reveals the knowledge of the Vedas (since go also means Veda).

4.   Master of the senses – He who controls all the senses (indriyas).

5.   In the Viṣṇu Sahasranāma, Govinda is explained as “the One who gives joy to the cows, earth, and Vedas.”

The name evokes Krishna as the cowherd boy of Vṛndāvana—joyful, playful, yet the sustainer of the world.


2. Dāmodara (दामोदर)

Etymology:

  • Dāma = rope (or bond).
  • Udara = belly.

Meanings:

1.   One whose belly was bound with a rope – Krishna tied by Mother Yaśodā during the butter-stealing pastime (Dāmodara-līlā in Bhāgavata Purāṇa, 10.9).

2.   He who is bound by the devotees’ love – the rope symbolizes bhakti, stronger than His omnipotence.

3.   Cosmic belly – some commentators say udara refers to the universe (contained within His belly at pralaya).

4.   In philosophical texts, Dāmodara also implies “one who is self-restrained and bound by dharma.”

This name melts hearts because it shows the all-powerful Lord willingly subdued by the affection of His devotee mother.


3. Mādhava (माधव)

Etymology:
Several derivations exist:

  • From Madhu (spring, honey, also a clan name) + ava (descendant, lord).
  • From Lakṣmī (Mā or Mādhavī) + dhava (husband, consort).
  • From Madhu (sweetness, bliss).

Meanings:

1.   Husband of Mā (Lakṣmī) – the Lord as Vishnu, consort of Goddess Lakṣmī.

2.   Descendant of the Madhu dynasty – Krishna was born in the Yadu dynasty, connected to the Madhu lineage.

3.   Lord of springtimeMadhu also means spring; hence Mādhava is He who brings freshness and beauty like spring.

4.   The sweet one – embodiment of bliss and delight, like honey (madhu).

5.   Knower of knowledge (vidyā) – in Vedic glosses, Mādhava is “master of knowledge” since madhu-vidyā refers to Upanishadic wisdom.

Mādhava brings to mind the sweetness of Krishna’s form, His eternal bond with Lakṣmī, and His charm as the youthful spring-like God of Vṛndāvana.


Devotional Visualisation

When devotees chant “Govinda Dāmodara Mādhaveti”, they are not just reciting names, but visualising:

  • Krishna the playful cowherd (Govinda),
  • Krishna the bound child in loving surrender (Dāmodara),
  • Krishna the sweet Lord of Lakṣmī and spring (Mādhava).

Together, these names span His roles as protector, beloved child, and divine consort — painting a complete picture of His divinity in intimate, accessible ways.

Krishna: A Source Book – Edited by Edwin F. Bryant

After reading my blog, Dr. K.K. Chakravarty recommended this book - a collection of 22 essays by eminent scholars. I found it in archive.org and began reading. Here is an excerpt:

“The earliest archaeological evidence of Krishna as a divine being is the Besnagar, or Heliodorus column in Besnagar, northwest Madhya Pradesh, dated to around 100 B.C.E. The inscription is particularly noteworthy because it reveals that a foreigner had been converted to the Krishna religion by this period— Heliodorus was a Greek. The column, dedicated to Garuda, the eagle carrier of Vishnu and of Krishna, bears an inscription in which Heliodorus calls himself a bhagavata (devotee of Vasudeva Krishna).”

Besnagar is the ancient name of Vidisha, a district town in M.P.

Link for the book: https://archive.org/details/bryant-e.-krishna-a-sourcebook/mode/1up?view=theater

Resources & References

·      Sanskritdocuments.org

·      Vedabase.io

·      Stotra Ratnavali – Gita Press, Gorakhpur

·      Sanskrit-English Dictionary – V.S. Apte

·      ChatGPT, Copilot, You Tube

·        Link for my previous blog How to attain Krishna: https://www.pkdash.in/2024/08/krishna.html

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Beware of SCAMSTERs!

 

Beware of SCAMSTERs!

Dear Reader,

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·      The report regarding Sadhguru’s arrest is FAKE news.

Today morning, I opened my laptop to play Pandit Jasraj’s Krishna bhajans on You Tube. As the soulful bhajans began, a Break-in news caught my attention. The news was attributed to Indian Express, and came with a photo of Sadhguru in handcuffs being led by policemen. How could I not read the sensational news? Why was Sadhguru arrested?

The caption read: ‘The whole of India is in mourning: What has happened to the famous Indian guru.’

It continued further: ‘Shocked by the government's order to detain him, fans are expressing their outrage as charges are brought against Sadhguru for leaking confidential information that could harm the country's economy. As a result, he has been placed under house arrest, and authorities have strictly prohibited him from accessing the media.’

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I asked ChatGPT and Copilot to tell me more about Orlunith.

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A Confession

If you took heed of the red flag I raised through my brief advisory of 396 words, you just earned INR 21000 in less than 2 mins; for isn’t money saved, money earned?

Now, it’s time for a confessional. My regular readers, especially Dr. Rajan Katoch, would remember that I had some time ago invested in cryptocurrency, from out of my modest pension, and had published a blog, too.

I’ve no ambition to Get-Rich-Quickly, so why did I venture into crypto? Fools rush in where angels fear to tread, eh? Though not very bright, I’m not stupid either. On the eve of Dr. Katoch’s Talk on crypto, I had invested a modest sum of INR 2100 in seven crypto currencies, just to get a feel of what it was all about, risking my investment as a learning fee. After six months, I had lost about 55% of my investment. Dr. Katoch had counselled that pensioners should stay away from crypto.

Thereafter, I had stopped checking my portfolio. Today, after publishing the Advisory, I checked it. My investment of 2099.92 (2100 minus Taxes, I think) is now worth 6393.40. A Profit of 204.46%. I’m the proud owner of 0.00049282 Bitcoin, my investment of 1300 is now worth 5310. A whopping 308.6% profit!

Do not be tempted, Dear Reader. Crypto market is so volatile that my portfolio may turn to zero in a few moments. Best to stay away from crypto, unless you, too, want to enjoy the forbidden pleasures of entering a Red-Zone.

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Kanha: A Lifelong Love

Kanha: A Lifelong Love

A few days ago, I called Ranjitsinh Ji and asked,

‘Mandla is usually a first charge for a Collector. Why were you posted there after your tenure as Collector, Dhar?’

‘I had requested for a posting to Mandla, the only time I had sought a posting of my choice. There’s a little story behind it.

During 1943-44, my maternal uncle Nagendra Singh, ICS was Collector, Mandla, and we went there for a year-end family holiday. I was then 5. My uncle and father had promised to take me along for a trip to Kanha but didn’t wake me up when they left on 1st January, 1944 at 4.00 AM. I was so furious at being left behind that I ran up to the terrace, banged my head on the parapet, and swore that one day I’d return here as Collector, and proceed for my jungle safari by leaving behind uncle and dad, so tells my Mami.’

My Kanha

Dr. Ranjitsinh thus begins his  article My Kanha [i]:

“It is not possible for me to be objective about Kanha;” and ends with unabashed sentimentality for his lifelong love,

“I shall always return to Kanha. My daughters will throw my ashes on the Kanha meadows and immerse some in the Shravan Tal, if the park authorities permit.”

Barasingha

Barasingha is the State Animal of Madhya Pradesh. Rucervus duvaucelii, commonly known as the barasingha or swamp deer, is a majestic deer species native to the Indian subcontinent. Its name literally means “twelve-tined,” referring to the impressive antlers of mature males. The animal is in IUCN Red-List (classified as Vulnerable.)


R. d. branderi (Hardground Barasingha) is found in Kanha National Park, Madhya Pradesh.

‘The central Indian barasingha Cervus duvauceli branderi is named after the remarkable author-naturalist Dunbar Brander who had been a DFO in Mandla.’ (M.K. Ranjitsinh)

R. d. duvaucelii is found in swampy grasslands of Uttar Pradesh, southern Nepal, Kaziranga.

The Eastern Barasingha of Assam is named R. d. ranjitsinhi!

The current population of barasingha in the core area of Kanha Tiger Reserve is about 1050. In 1968, Ranjitsinh had counted 66, after which he initiated measures  that saved this rare species from extinction. He was instrumental in voluntary shifting of Sonph, the first ever village to be relocated outside the core park area in India.

"In 1964, in Kanha, I met a young officer named M.K. Ranjitsinh, who had joined government service in 1961 and come to Kanha on a visit. Known to his acquaintances as Ranjit, he was, to my delight, much interested in wildlife. I told him that the barasingha or swamp deer which gathered in small herds seasonally on the meadow in front of our bungalow were declining because of poaching by local people and outsiders. Perhaps fewer than 100 were left of this distinct subspecies-one found only in Central India. Ranjit became the administrator of the district in which Kanha is located, in 1967 and promptly sprung into action. In cooperation with an American friend, Fred Stoever, he had a predator-secure enclosure built at the edge of the meadow. Most of the barasinghas were then housed within it. These captives bred well, and soon, some were released back into the wild both within the park and in the adjoining forests."

(Foreword by George B. Schaller, Mountain Mammals of the World by Dr. M. K. Ranjitsinh)

Bhoorsingh The Barasingha

The official mascot "Bhoorsingh The Barasingha" was unveiled by Kanha Tiger Reserve in March 2017 to raise awareness of this unique deer, underscoring MP’s special connection to the species.


'Bhoor' in Hindi translates to 'tawny/golden' and 'Singh', 'antlers'.

KTR runs ‘Bhoor Singh School’ for kids of forest officials posted in the park.

Mountain Mammals of the World

The author’s magnum opus published in 2024 (in his 86th year!) is a richly illustrated global compendium of mountain-living mammals (62 species, 78–119 taxa).



Here is the author’s fascinating narrative of his close encounter with a female Saddleback Mountain Gorilla at Virunga National Park, Rwanda:

"She came straight towards me. Laden as I was with cameras and a tripod, I braced myself for the impact from the hurtling ape by turning sideways. She stopped abruptly just short of me, looked up straight into my eyes, touched my protruding left flank ever so gently, turned around and left. As she turned, I instinctively touched her shoulder. She showed no response to the physical contact but knuckle-walked back to her troop. Our guide walked up to me and officiously announced, 'Sir, you are not allowed to touch the gorillas'-a rule to prevent the transmission of human pathogens to the animals. Still in a trance, I replied that I was sorry but could not help myself. Then, in an unnecessary epilogue, I added that all my life, females had occasionally made passes at me, but I had been too shy to respond. 'This perhaps was my last chance,' I said. He and the group laughed, and the guide walked away. It remains one of my most memorable moments of close contact with wild animals."

Books by Dr. M.K. Ranjitsinh

1. The Indian Blackbuck (1989)

2. Indian Wildlife (1995)

3. Beyond the Tiger: Portraits of Asian Wildlife (1997)

4. Goats on the Border: A Rapid Assessment of the Pir Panjal Markhor in Jammu and Kashmir (2005)

5. Rudyard Kipling: The Complete Verse (2008)

6. A Life with Wildlife: From Princely India to the Present (2017)

An autobiography and memoir interwoven with the story of wildlife policy and conservation in India — covering his personal journey and pivotal events, including the Bhopal Gas Disaster (he was then the Divisional Commissioner, Bhopal), and creation of national parks.

7. Mountain Mammals of the World (2024)

Noronha’s ‘terminal illness!’

Noronha’s ‘terminal illness!’

Soon after joining the Training Academy at Bhopal in July 1982, we called with much trepidation on Mr. R.C.V.P. Noronha (ICS: 1938), the Former Chief Secretary at his home in Arera Colony. We were then young cubs taking baby steps in the mysterious jungle of bureaucracy, and had heard about his fiery temper, acerbic tongue, and penchant for hurling expletives in chaste Hindustani. A tiger who growled, roared, and mauled.

He complimented us on joining Madhya Pradesh, and hoped we would not disappoint or disgrace the state which he loved and the cadre he was proud of. We dared not ask any question for fear of saying something stupid. After the tea, when Mr. Noronha seemed in no mood for further monologue, we thanked him and took leave. A few months later, he passed away.  


Yesterday, I visited the same home again for a delightful chat with Mr. Noronha’s son Ashok who shared a few memories of his illustrious father with me.

Narrating an anecdote, he shared a pic of the following  fading letter:

Here is the reconstructed text:

CABINET SECRETARY

NEW DELHI

November 5, 1969

 

My dear Noronha,

Thanks for your letter dated 31st October 1969.

We are all very sorry that Doctors have advised you rather pessimistically in regard to your disease. We all hope that the Doctors will be proved wrong.

I have shown your letter to the Prime Minister and she has asked me to convey to you how deeply touched she is about your courageous acceptance of your situation. I am also to tell you that we would not like to disturb you from Madhya Pradesh in view of what you have said.

On my own, I hope that Doctors will be proved wrong in this case and you will have many years of valuable work to the country in front of you.

With deepest regards,

Yours sincerely,

(B. Sivaraman)[i]

 

To:

Shri R. P. Noronha,

Feroze Cottage,

Karbala Road,

Bhopal.

Longest-serving CS

After about five years as Chief Secretary (Nov 1963 – Aug 1968), Noronha served as Adviser to Governor of Punjab during 1968-69. Upon his return to MP in May 1969, he availed of four months of leave during which he was appointed as a Secretary to Government of India, an assignment he was disinclined to accept.

‘Terminal illness’

Mr. Noronha wrote to the Cabinet Secretary informing of his unwillingness to move to Delhi owing to his ‘terminal illness.’ Cabinet Secretary replied to Mr. Noronha’s letter dated 31st October, 1969, and assured that ‘we would not like to disturb you from Madhya Pradesh’ because of the unfortunate condition. Mr. Sivaraman’s wish for his ‘terminally ill’ dear colleague that he ‘will have many years of valuable work to the country’ was fulfilled in due course!

R.P. Naik (ICS:1943) served as Chief Secretary from 18 Nov 1969 to 6 Sep 1972 during which Noronha was Chief Controller, Finance. Noronha was appointed as Chief Secretary for the 2nd term, joined on 6 Sep 1972, and retired from the post on 14 May 1975, famously riding away from Vallabh Bhavan on his moped.

Chitra Mishra has written an excellent memoir for which the link is:

Remembering Noronha (1916-1982), the Legendary Officer – Tryst with Dholpur House (wordpress.com)

A Tale Told by an Idiot by Mr. Noronha is a must read for all civil servants. The book has been translated by Mr. I. S. Dani into Hindi: Ek Anadi ki Kahani.

Noronha’s Fish Curry[ii]

 On 26th January 1958, Mr. Noronha, Commissioner, Jabalpur was on tour to Narsinghpur. Mrs. Noronha and their children were also with him.   They stayed in Barman Rest House. The next day, Mr. Noronha was to inspect Gadarwara Tehsil.

Mr. Noronha was very fond of angling. He caught a fish from Narmada, made a nice curry, and invited Mr. Manohar Keshav (IAS:1953), Collector, Narsinghpur to dine with him. The fish curry was delicious and eaten with much relish. Unfortunately, a fishbone got stuck in Mr. Noronha’s throat and caused him much distress.

Assistant Surgeon, Narsinghpur was called in. He was a Bengali. No problem, he said. Just make a big ball of rice and swallow it at once. That’d fix the problem. Much tried and tested, Sir, he said.

Mr. Noronha tried the prescribed remedy more than once, but no sooner did he put the ball of rice into his mouth than he began to chew vigorously as was his habit. He failed since he had never swallowed a big ball of rice at once.

He abandoned his proposed inspection of Gadarwara tehsil and rushed back to Jabalpur to have the fishbone removed by a surgeon.

A fish from Narmada ended up on the dining table but took sweet revenge by causing some pain and distress to the angler and aborting the stern Commissioner’s Inspection, much to the relief of the Collector, SDO, Tehsildar and the office staff.

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[i] Mr. B. Sivaraman, ICS (1934) was Cabinet Secretary (1.1.1969 – 30.11.1970). During 23.3.1949 – 13.3. 1955, he was Commissioner, Northern Division at Sambalpur, Odisha.

[ii] As narrated by Mr. Manohar Keshav to the blogger on 01.09.2016.

When I got Lemons…

When I got Lemons…

The Lemon Tree

Our modest garden - with a small lawn, roses, hibiscus, jasmine, night-queen, madhukamini, and a few Brahmakamal plants in pots - has no space for large trees. Years ago, we had planted a lemon sapling about six inches tall on the sliver of land between the southern boundary wall and the paved corridor providing access to the maid to the washing area at the back of the kitchen.

The lemon tree languished there like an orphan while the rose-bushes bordering the manicured lawn enjoyed royal treatment with generous feed of rose mixture, neem-khali, and mindful watering. It was good that it never got to watch how Ma’am fussed over her roses and took great pride in the beautiful flowers that bloomed in season.

Yet, it grew and grew by sheer force of will, it seems, and three years ago surprised us with a modest yield of a few fruits – small but juicy. Fed with vermicompost and watered twice a week; this year’s crop is bountiful, and the size of lemons is impressive. At last, you took notice and looked after me; and see what I’m capable of. Have your roses gladdened the hearts of your neighbours as I’ve pleased their palate, it asked us?

Thanks, Dear Lemon Tree, for your luxuriant produce. Sorry for the years of neglect. I had never nurtured a lemon tree, busy as I was slogging at my work. No idea, though, if my endeavours over those long years yielded much fruit. 

(Our Lemon Tree: Eureka cultivar)

(Lemon Tree's Morning Gift) 

Your zest amazes me. How did you dig into the rocky terrain and manage to grow on such a thin strip of land? How much taller would you grow? What variety are you - Thar Vaibhav, Lucknow seedless, Eureka, Lisbon, Genoa? I shared a pic of the fruit with Google and asked. It smartly noticed the tiny nipple-tip bump on the yellow fruit and determined that you are a Eureka cultivar.

With an average life span of fifty years, you’d easily outlive us. We hope our successors would look after you well, and you would continue to shower your gifts on them.

Nimbu-Mirchi Totka

We don’t hang a totka-garland at our entrance door. With our sturdy lemon tree standing as a sentinel with glowing lemons studded like medallions on its wide chest, what evil eye dare look at our home?

Make Lemonade?

You have heard the quote - “If Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemonade.” What do you think of it? A bit preachy and patronising, no? Maybe, the unsolicited advice was given by one who never made lemonade for self or for sale. The positivity quote was popularised by Dale Carnegie in How to Stop Worrying and Start Living, who attributed it to Jules Renard, though Elbert Hubbard, a writer, first used it in 1915.

Let the Americans make lemonade, but what should we do? Make nimbu ka achaar, since our production of nimbu far exceeds our consumption of the fresh fruit for sikanji, serbet, nimbu-rice, marinating, seasoning, or just a slice of lemon served with lunch or dinner. India is the world’s largest producer of lemon. The tree is native to North-east India and Myanmar.

To practise what I preach, I made nimbu ka meetha achaar following Nish Madhulika’s easy-to-do recipe on You Tube. My third tryst at making pickles after previous limited editions of tasty tamarind and moringa achaar!


(Nimbu ka meetha achaar by Blogger-Master Chef)

Sanjukta tasted it. Good, but too much of ajwain, she said. I had goofed up. Nisha’s recipe was for half a kilo of lemons, I had taken about 200 grams, but had used as much spice as she had recommended!

Why don’t we have a weighing scale in out kitchen? How is a talented chef to achieve excellence without scientific measurement? I fumed.

We had a scale, but that was long ago. My dishes taste fine without measurement, she said.

When Life Gives You Tangerines…

That’s a South Korean TV serial (Genre: Romance, Slice of Life, Drama) on Netflix. We have watched two episodes. It’s about the life and struggle of Ae-Sun – a poor but feisty girl from a little fishing island determined to move to Mainland and make good in life.

Mandarins, oranges, and tangerines are considered lucky fruits in China and South-east Asia.

But why is lemon looked down upon, scorned, and pitied in America? Why don’t they counsel: If you got pumpkins, make pumpkin-pie; if you got cotton, spin yarns and tie suffocating knots on global trade; if you got sugar, sell colas and sugared-drinks to make the world obese; if you got corn, flood the world with cornflakes spiked with sugar?

Nimbooda, Nimbooda, Nimbooda…

You may have watched the Bollywood film Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam. Remember Aishwarya Rai’s voluptuous dance to the Nimbooda, Nimbooda song? I wondered why the dancer was so excited about ordinary lemons till I read that the song’s lyrics involve word play with sexual connotations, easily understood by adults in Rajasthan. That’s why the suggestive song is so popular in marriage celebrations.

Recently, I played (from You Tube) Gazi Singh Manganiar’s rendering of this popular Rajasthani folk song in Raag Bhairavi! A columnist rues that Aishwarya is remembered for this hit song while few know about Gazi Singh’s exquisite rendering.

Lemon: Medicinal properties

Since ages, lemon has been used in India for common remedies. Ayurveda uses lemon to treat migraine, dyspepsia, sore throat, bleeding gums, mouth odour, and several other ailments.

Limey

The British learned of lemon’s life-saving capability only in 1747 when James Lind, a Scottish naval surgeon discovered that scurvy which killed thousands of seamen is cured by citrus fruits – rich in vitamin C. Thereafter, Captains mandated the daily tipple ration for seamen to be spiked with lime. That simple measure saved lives; but got the British seamen, and later all Britishers, the sobriquet of Limey!

Nimbu Cleansing

Nimbu is not merely edible, it infused nimbu ki tazgi for a fragrant bath with Liril – the soap marketed with the iconic ad by Alyque Padamsee. Remember the youthful girl cavorting under a waterfall at Kodaikanal for her solitary, joyful bath, and the catchy jingle “La La Liril, La La Liril”? She was Karen Lunel, an air hostess who became famous as a model with that single ad. Later, Preity Zinta, and Deepika Padukone became Liril Girls.

After Liril came nimbu ki mahashakti - nimbu detergent bars and nimbu-infused liquid detergents. Citric acid efficiently removes oil and grime.

Nimbuka, Lisbon, Genoa

Nimbuka is the Sanskrit name for lemon. This plant from India has travelled the world, adapted to local climate, and birthed famous cultivars – Eureka in Mexico and California, Lisbon in Portugal, and Genoa in Italy. After global travel, it has returned to the country of its birth and happily rubs shoulders with the unpretentious desi relatives. Assam is proud of the unique aroma of its State Fruit Nemu Tenga (kazi nemu and gul nemu, too), Bengal goes gaga over Gondhraj.

An Ode to Lemon

Lemon, Lemon, Lemon!

Slayer of scurvy demon,

Nature’s little bundle of nectar,

From India you’ve travelled far;

Provider of daily dose of Vit C,

Thirst-buster, body-cleanser, utensil-shiner,

Your juice pure,

For several ailments

A guaranteed cure.

Accept my humble offering -

Water twice a week,

A helping of vermicompost, and

My sincere gratitude;

Shower your blessings on us,

Lemon, O Lemon,

Slayer of scurvy demon.

May your roots dig deep,

Branches stay strong,

Fruits bountiful,

O democratic saviour,

Thirst-buster of all – rich and poor.

***

 Postscript

Gautam Bhattacharya


Sharing a Lemon Tree song of our Ranchi childhood which used to be sung by a classmate, Soumitra. He used to have a great voice and was famous for his rendition of English songs.
Although we have never met after 1969, thanks to various social media platforms we are now in touch with each other but our get-together still eludes us.

"Lemon Tree" was inspired by a 1930 Brazilian song called "Meu limão meu limoeiro". It was written by Will Holt in the late 1950s.

A hit song of Peter, Paul and Mary, album produced & sung in 1960.

https://youtu.be/O54UrX4YF9k?si=NkIeI2pNwwBj4Bej

Me: Thanks, Gautam, for sharing this lovely song. I hadn't heard it before.

Aruna

Wow, such an encompassing lemon puran.

Anjuly

As refreshing as a freshly made shikanji.

G Subbu

A "dash" of squeezed lemon,
Served with ice, salt and sugar,  eases every tension,
The humble juice, which is citric,
Ironically, removes grime because it is acidic,
But what Prasanna loves, is its connection with Karen !!
😂

Ashok Noronha

Ashok: Read your blog. Interesting foray into achaar making. Would you like some karondas - fresh from my farm?
Me: We have never bought karonda. Isn't it very sour?
A: Yes, it is. But with lots of hot chilli, it makes a tangy curry. Maybe, you can make kalounji.
Me: What's kalounji?
A: A pickle with jaggery. Mango kalounji is popular, and karonda kalounji is sour and sweet. Btw, the plum on the run-of-the-mill cakes is usually a sweetened karonda. Come in a day or two and pick up some before it gets stale.

Note: Karonda is Bengal currant or Carandas plum. It is sometimes referred to as Christ's thorn or Black currant.


Using AI is Easy and Fun!

Using AI is Easy and Fun!

Do you use AI? If you do, great; if not, what a pity! You’re missing out on a helpful tool. Using AI is easy and a lot of fun.

Why use AI, you may ask? Why not, I’d ask, for it’s willing to help YOU, for FREE.


(My Genie with a winsome smile:

Image created by CoPilot upon Blogger's request)

Let me tell you how I use AI, my usage merrily swinging from fun to frivolous to functional.

Healthy BMI

Concerned about my significant weight loss during the last two years (that’s a fact), Sanjukta pesters me to eat more which I resist. To put her fears to rest, I picked up my phone and asked Google Assistant: Hey, Google! My height is 5 ft 8 inches, and weight 61 kg. Is my BMI normal? BMI, I explained to spouse, is Body Mass Index, and the score indicates if you’re underweight, normal weight, or overweight.

GA answered right away: With a height of 173 cm (5'8") and a weight of 61 kg, your Body Mass Index (BMI) is 20.38 which falls within the normal range of 18.5 to 24.9.

I further asked GA: If the height is X and the weight is Y, is the lady’s BMI normal? Spouse didn’t like what GA said. I’ve no time for this bakwas; you must gain weight, she ruled. You must lose weight, I wished to say, but thought better of it.

High Tea

For a ‘High Tea’ we plan to host soon at home, I sought AI help, when Sanjukta was away! She would take offence if she knew I had consulted AI; for she is an amazing host, carefully picks the menu, and cooks most of the dishes herself.

Trust me, I was just curious. What would ChatGPT, Copilot, and Google Gemini suggest? I asked each of them:

“We plan to host a High Tea for 8 couples (all senior citizens) at our home in Bhopal next week during 11.30 AM - 2.00 PM. Please suggest a menu for drinks (non-alcoholic), dishes (veg & non-veg), and desserts; Indian cuisine; healthy, home-cooked food.”

In a flash, each App offered a comprehensive menu, each different from the other, and with one asking: Do you need help with a shopping list for ingredients?

Read the suggestions by ChatGPT [i], I bet you’d be impressed.

Holiday Planner

For a Group Holiday, I asked AI to plan a detailed itinerary and cost estimate for a 7N/8D trip to Sri Lanka. Here’s what I asked:

“Proposed Holiday to Sri Lanka for 25 couples (senior citizens), Ex-Delhi, 2nd week of Dec 2025, Itinerary to include Kandy, Nuwara Eliya, Welligama, Mirissa, Galle Fort, Balapitiya, Kosgoda; stay in 4-star or 5-star hotels, Indian veg & non-veg meals for lunch & dinner, economy-class flight tickets Delhi-Colombo-Delhi, transport in Sri Lanka in AC Deluxe coach. Please suggest detailed itinerary, night halts, hotels for night-stay and meals, and estimated cost per person. Also provide contact details of reputed tour operators in India and/or Sri Lanka who may offer a complete package.”

I got all the guidance I was looking for. Each AI app provided a detailed itinerary, similar but with notable differences - including in estimated cost. It gave contact details of tour operators specialising in senior-citizen tours.

Sell old car & Buy a new one

I’m toying with the idea of selling my old car and buying a new one. What’s the resale value of my car, and which new car should I buy? I asked AI.

Just from my car Registration number, AI found out all required details about the car (Year of purchase, Model, etc); and mentioned a range, from minimum to maximum, for the resale value. Do you know, 8 vehicles – same model as your car with different mileages - are listed for sale at Bhopal. Check the prices quoted for guidance, it counselled.

Which new car to buy? It asked for a few details - about my usage pattern, preferences, and budget - which I provided. For mostly city-run, you may buy a hatchback – comfortable for self-drive, and easier to park. It provided several choices with ex-showroom price at Bhopal.

House Renovation

I asked AI:

Hi. I'm renovating my house in Sambalpur, Odisha by affixing GVT tiles over old mosaic floor. Can you pls suggest

1.   Optimal tile sizes for the rooms to avoid wastage?  

2.   Estimate for Kajaria, Johnson, Somany, and Simpolo tiles

3.   Number of adhesive bags (20 kg packs) & estimate for Ruff, Asian Paints, Birla white or any other reputed brand

4.   Total cost estimate for materials, and labour

5.   For tiles, my preferred colours – white, grey, beige; mat-finish, understated but elegant. Pls suggest designs for various rooms.

I uploaded a pic of the Floor Plan of the house.

I guess my architect friends won’t like this, but I found AI Architect’s guidance comprehensive and useful. It recommended tiles costing @60-70 (not the premium costing @100+), a mix of sizes (2ftx4ft for the hall, 2ftx2ft for the bedrooms, and 1x1 ft tiles for bathroom walls), and suitable colours (warm tone for drawing-dining, elegant but understated for bedrooms). It provided the following guidance:

·      Total cost estimate – separately for tiles, adhesive, labour

·      Room-wise lay-out plan, suggested colour, and pick from top tile companies’ catalogues

·      Contact details of tiles dealers at Sambalpur, and of contractors I may consider hiring.

I can give you a PDF or Word file with all these details for your contractor to follow and execute, AI said.

What more could I possibly need?

How I began using AI?

In December 2023, days after launch of ChatGPT by OpenAI, my daughter asked me to try it. I explored its features and was fascinated. Then, I tried Microsoft Bing, and Google Bard; and got all three to solve sample questions from General Studies papers for Civil Services Exam. On my playful assessment of the capabilities of these new AI tools, I had written two blogs – ChatGPT Fails IAS Exam & BING Cracks IAS Exam - for which the links are at endnotes.[ii] [iii]

Thereafter, I’ve regularly used AI – CoPilot (Microsoft), ChatGPT (OpenAI), and Google Gemini – in that order. Why, you may ask, is ChatGPT with largest number of subscribers in the world (200 million) my second preference? Because I have a Free Account which restricts me to 15-20 queries a day (24 hrs). This morning, at 4.30 AM, I began firing questions at ChatGPT, and got the replies, all quite useful, till it flashed a Notice: You’ve exhausted your limit for the day. You’re welcome to return tomorrow at 4.39 AM! You may subscribe to ChatGPT-4, it prompted. It costs $20 per month. No, thanks, I’m happy with my Free Account. CoPilot & Gemini-AI have no limits at present, because they have fewer subscribers than ChatGPT, I guess.

400 Qs, 50 hrs

Since I began, I’ve asked ChatGPT over 400 questions, spent nearly 50 hours exploring different topics, and grown quite fond of my AI “assistant.”

How else do I use AI? Not merely for play, but for work, too, you may note.

·      To understand/know things I didn’t – Nash Equilibrium, Schrödinger’s cat, What-if Scenario for global nuclear holocaust, etc.

·      Research, References, Reading lists, Summary of books, Book/Film Reviews (to choose which books to read and which films to watch)

·      Generate AI-images for my blogs; for my previous satire on bureaucrats, I used an image created by Gemini.

·      Queries – Health & Wellness, nutrition, Utilitarian – Legal (Will, End of Life – Living Will)

·      Esoteric Queries – Compare Tolstoy, Kafka, and Miller – each of these authors wrote a novel where the protagonist dies; Prof Nash’s IQ?

·      Theory of Relativity (E = mc²) - a lucid explanation for middle-school students: A small amount of mass can be converted into a huge amount of energy; Einstein’s delightfully witty quotes on relativity:

“When you are courting a nice girl, an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder, a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.”

I could give a few other brief illustrations.

AI read my annual pathological report (PDF uploaded), complimented me on overall health status, but flagged my Vit-D deficiency, suggested a supplement, and counselled a diet-plan.

It read my Demat Holding, and expressed concern regarding my excessive risk exposure. Thumb-rule for equity exposure is 100 minus your age, it reminded, and recommended seeking help of a SEBI-certified investment adviser to rebalance my portfolio.

Disclaimer

Do I trust AI? Do I act upon its advice? Is it always right? No, it isn’t. Sometimes, it makes mistakes. When I correct it, AI apologises and thanks me. To be fair, AI always makes a Disclaimer: I may not always be right.

So, what to do? Use AI’s reply, help and guidance, but don’t blindly follow it. Use commonsense.

Begin Here if you have never used AI?

I guess you’ve already used AI in some or other form. Just in case you haven’t, BEGIN right away. It’s easy. Your smartphone most likely has Google Assistant. Just click the Mic button and ask: is it likely to rain day after tomorrow in the evening? I just asked: I’m going out in the evening. Should I carry an umbrella? GA said: No, there’d be no rain this evening in Bhopal. I didn’t type my query, I just spoke to GA who answered as a human assistant would but added a written response, too, in case I had missed its words.

Type your questions, if you must, but voice search works fine most of the time. GA very quickly learns how you speak and gets your questions right; it may occasionally fumble a little which you can easily correct.

What to ask, you may wonder. If you know all, and your mind is entirely free from any query, you’re amazingly erudite, and an evolved soul; but if you’re a regular homo sapien, you may have many queries every day. Throw your queries at AI, you’d be pleasantly surprised how useful it is. Would AI snap at you or be impatient if you asked a stupid question? No, AI is not a person, it’s a tool. Ready to help you, 24x7, for free!

Finally, what can AI do for you? It can help in several ways, short of providing a herbal oil-massage or fetching cash from the ATM for you. D


[i] ChatGPT

That sounds like a lovely and elegant gathering! For a High Tea with senior citizen couples (16 guests total) at home in Bhopal, with a focus on Indian cuisine, healthy, home-cooked food, here’s a well-balanced, flavourful, and age-appropriate menu suggestion for the time slot of 11:30 AM to 2:00 PM:

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🫖 DRINKS (served on arrival & replenished during event)

1.       Tulsi-Ginger Herbal Tea – caffeine-free, good for digestion & immunity

2.       Masala Chai (Low Sugar/Milk) – classic choice, can offer jaggery as sweetener

3.       Chilled Aam Panna / Jaljeera – refreshing, aids digestion

4.       Lemon Mint Water – detoxifying and cooling

5.       Fresh Coconut Water – natural and hydrating (optional)

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🍛 SAVOURIES / MAIN DISHES

Split into light savouries, one filling dish, and mini portions for easy consumption.

🥗 Vegetarian Options:

1.       Mini Vegetable Sandwiches – cucumber, tomato, mint chutney on atta bread

2.       Dhokla (Steamed, with tempered mustard) – light and protein-rich

3.       Stuffed Mini Parathas (Paneer / Methi) – served with curd dip

4.       Hara Bhara Kabab – shallow-fried spinach-peas cutlets, heart-healthy

5.       Mini Idli with Coconut & Tomato Chutney – easy to eat, soft, non-oily

6.       Upma with Vegetables – light and warm, can be served in small bowls

🍗 Non-Vegetarian Options:

1.       Chicken Seekh Kabab (grilled, not deep-fried) – boneless, mildly spiced

2.       Egg Mayo Sandwiches – protein-rich and soft

3.       Mini Chicken Keema Pav / Puffs – light masala, small portions

4.       Grilled Fish Tikka (optional) – marinated in curd, lemon & mild spices

📝 Tip: Keep 3–4 vegetarian and 2 non-vegetarian savouries. Mark veg/non-veg clearly.

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🍨 DESSERTS (Light & Traditional)

Keep portions small to allow sampling.

1.       Phirni or Seviyan Kheer – made with toned milk, stevia/jaggery option

2.       Fruit Chaat Cups – seasonal fruits with a light chaat masala twist

3.       Sandesh / Rasgulla (small-sized) – low-fat chhena-based sweet

4.       Date & Nut Laddoo / Barfi – no sugar added, natural sweetness

5.       Homemade Kulfi (in matka / shot glasses) – optional for festive touch

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🍽️ Suggested Service Style

        Set up a buffet counter with name tags, spoon/fork picks, small plates

        Tea/coffee to be served on tray or thermos flasks by helping hands

        Dessert corner with mini bowls or cups (easy grip)

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🛍️ Additional Touches

        Use eco-friendly crockery (palm leaf plates/cups) or steel/porcelain

        Light instrumental music (old Hindi, sitar, flute)

        A shaded or semi-indoor space with fans, chairs with cushions

        Napkins, toothpicks, wet wipes available on side tables

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Would you like a printable version of this menu or a shopping list & preparation timeline too?

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